Russia regains #1 ranking in agitprop tourney

Pro-Kremlin video portrays Ukraine invading Russia

Russia has once again taken the #1 ranking in the international agitation and propaganda tournament.  After years of mediocre performance in the field, Russia has regained the glory of the Soviet years.  The temporary fall of the Soviet Union was a serious blow to the Russian agitprop program.  The inventor of the modern form of agitprop was hit hard by democratic reforms in the Yeltsin era.  Tass, Pravda and Izvestia, once world leaders in the field, lost focus; distracted by their new-found freedoms. 

With the fall of the Russian agitprop dynasty, the playing field was leveled.  New faces seemed to come to the fore every year.  Baghdad Bob and his team of young Iraqi talent and CNN veterans made good showings in the 1990 and '91 tourneys.  And who can forget their Cinderella win in the 2003 season?  So many highlights from that year. 

"They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion ... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion."

"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."

This is the stuff of which champions are made.

With no historically strong programs competing in the late 90's, every year seemed to produce a new contender.  The Hamas-Pallywood team performed well; especially among Western audiences.  Hugo Chavez had his moments of fame as did the Kim Dynasty in the DPRK.  

Coming into the new century brought new players into the spotlight.   Capitalizing on the momentum of the Democratic National Committee's 2000 vote fraud triumph, Al Gore went on to his own victory with his global warming squad.  A well-balanced team of climate hucksters, Hollywood liberals and the Nobel Prize committee brought Algore the accomplishment that no amount of dimpled chads ever could.  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his swarthy band of Photoshopping imams were surprise winners following Algore. 

Then, out of the chaos, came a new agitprop powerhouse; the American Mainstream Media.  The MSM established itself with brash campaigns such as "No Blood For Oil", "Bush Lied, People Died" and Bush Caused Global Warming to Kill All the Blacks In New Orleans."  The American MSM quickly racked up nine straight wins.  Talk around the water cooler was that the American Mainstream Media was the next great agitprop dynasty.  While they looked strong, Russia was quietly developing plans to knock them off.

Under GM/CEO/Godfather/President-For-Life Vladimir Putin and Coach Viktor Bolshytskaya, the Russian team has been training hard.  They knew it wouldn't be easy, but they saw that victory was in their grasp.  In a recent interview, Bolshytskaya discussed how Russia returned to power.

"Amerikansky Mainstream Media was once strong, but now allied with weak, lame duck leader.  This where Russia win.  Russian leader strong-like bear.  Fight tiger and kill moose-bare hands only.  President for life with bare chest virility and loins filled machismo.  Not crippled duck in mom jeans."

Bolshytskaya added this about Russia's stunning return to the top of the rankings

"Winning no problem.  Like stealing vodka from slow children.  Mom Jeans say red line.  Putin make number 2 on red line.....and on Mom Jeans shoes." 

Will the Russians stay on top?  Is this the start of the new dynasty?  Only time will tell, but with their current performance you have to think that they are back to stay. 

We are waiting for your apology

Lois Lerner sent privileged tax info to Cummings

I guess Elijah Cummings, the Democrat party and all the race baiting parrots in the mainstream media owe Derrell Issa a f*cking apology right now. Cummings lied, Lerner lied and if they weren't so busy obstructing justice we would have evidence that Obama lied about this just as he lied about Obamacare, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, Solyndra, GM, the Stimulus, and every other damn thing that has come out of his pie hole over the last five years. It is time for impeachment proceedings.

Update: Elijah faces up to 5 years in federal pound me in the ass prison

Safegaurding our borders

 Nigella Lawson denied entry to the United States

God forbid we allow a television personality who occasionally snorts a little coke to enter the country.  We don't need people like that coming to our country.  After all, we already have Tony Bourdain.

I wouldn't be outraged by this if the CBP/Border Patrol had stopped the massive flow of illegal immigrants into this country.  If we had solved THAT problem maybe we could, with good conscience, focus on the lawful traveler with some moral blemishes in their past.  But we don't.  We give lip service to protecting our borders while harassing the friggin' British equivalent of Martha Stewart.

This is what a bloated bureaucracy does.  It is completely incapable of confronting real problems but is perfectly suited to harassing the law abiding citizens just trying to go about their lives without having the hand of government around their neck.  The 'shoe bomber', the 'panty bomber', the Boston marathon bombers all got on planes to the United States with no problem.  Hell, the government even got advanced warning for the panty bomber and the Tsarnaev brothers, but did nothing to keep them from coming to America.  Tons of drugs and hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants-many of them dangerous criminals-stream across our border every year and the head of DHS tells us that the the border has never been more secure.  And even after capturing dangerous criminal aliens the DHS just releases them back into the population rather than deporting them.

Bureaucratic inertia, political correctness and the wrong-headed policies of an incompetent, liberal administration all create an environment where the DHS is unable to identify and act on on real threats; however, like all giant bureaucracies, it is more than capable of inflicting an insufferable regulatory stranglehold on the average citizen.  Bureaucracies are great at regulating the life and vitality out of any population.  They work great at making the law-abiding, compliant citizenship follow the rules.  They are highly effective at surviving and expanding.  Got a real problem?  Look elsewhere for your answer.