Friday, March 3, 2023

Hershey's War on Women

They went woke.  It's up to us to make them go broke. 

 Hershey's Features 'Trans' Dude in Ad for Women's Month

It's not that hard to figure out this puzzle, Hershey's...


The Hershey's website has a section for customers (or ex customers) to give them ideas for new products and advertising campaigns.  This was my idea:

For black history month you should have images of white people in blackface on your chocolate bar wrappers. It will be tremendously empowering for blacks to see whites pretending to be black. Just like using the image of a biological male pretending to be a woman on SHE bars for Women's History Month.  If this sounds like a terrible, racist idea, how do you think REAL women must feel when they see a biological male pretending to be a woman on a candy bar wrapper that is supposed to honor women?  

Are you misogynists?  Is this just another way to support the patriarchy, or are you just spineless quislings who blindly follow all the dictates from the woke hive mind?  Were you afraid of a 'trans' boycott if you didn't participate in this disgusting farce?  Well guess what?  Now you'll get a boycott from a group that isn't 0.1% of the population, but 35-40%.  I hope your pathetic virtue signaling costs your company and its investors some money.  Stupid should hurt.  Stupid and morally bankrupt should hurt even more.  Have fun at the next shareholder meeting.

 

 If Hershey's has difficulty with the identification of basic human characteristics, maybe the following guide will help







 

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